#teenagers amirite

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Roman: So, any plans for the day?

Aiden: Yeah, I thought I'd revisit that consignment lady and see if she has any spare clothes for me.

Roman: Oh? My hand-me-downs not suiting your personal style?

Aiden: N-no, i-it's not that I'm ungrateful, really, it's just the material is…starting to…chafe.

Roman: Heh, I'm not offended. Although I will be a little sad not to see you in leather pants anymore.

Roman: Hey, I have an idea! Why don't you take Rio with you?

Aiden: Do you think she'd want to?

Rio: *silently mouthing protests*

Roman: She'd love to! You know how much teenage girls like shopping.

Aiden: Well, I could use the help navigating the town.

Roman: And Rio would be happy to spend the day with you.

Rio: *silently mouthing threats*

Aiden: If you're sure she'd be ok with it…

Roman: Oh I'm POSITIVE! Especially since it's a favor to me and she DEFINITELY OWES ME ONE.

Rio: Roman, a word, please. Privately.

Rio: Are you out of your mind?! I can't go shopping! I have work to do! Important work!

Roman: It won't take long. And besides, I need you to make sure he doesn't talk to Fyrsil.

Rio: Please, please, please don't make me do this! Please! Why can't YOU go?!

Roman: Come on, Rio, you have to get over this aversion to strangers sometime. It's not good for you!

Roman: Besides, Aiden is a nice guy. You'll like him, I promise.

Rio: Pleeeeeeeeeeease! I'm not good at social shit!

Roman: Rio, it's one afternoon. You can do this. Please. For me.

Rio: Uggggggggggggggggggggggggh fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

[writinginthesecrettrees]

Jeremy is such a little *punk.* Inviting Tyler in? Dick move, kid.

[murphywilling]

If young dolphins can get high on pufferfish poison then young seals can certainly be snorting eels....

make better choices

[apocryphal-archetypes]

shoutout to 16-year-old me for making a "food" pinterest board that is all cookies and bullshit. really craving some filling and nutritionally balanced meals right now but it's not like the recipes for those could have been archived already...by someone who was in high school...and wasn't responsible for fixing their own dinner every single day...

[blurrymango]

After the story is over, Blitz and CC have a kid and her name is Alice. She has pink hair.

[tottmnt]

MARCH FOR RAPH ↳ Day 13: Worthless

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: injury ]

They pull Leo out of the Prison Dimension and give him a big group hug and everything is fine and dandy and then they hug him a LITTLE too tightly and-

CRACK

Leo: 😃😀 oh was that another bone haha

Raph, Donnie, and Mikey: 😨😨😨

[turdofanerd]

this is a vent👍👍

I can't do anything right shsksbdksnks

I can't even help my dad bake a cake

I WASN'T EVEN THE ONE BAKING I'M SUCH A FAILURE :(((

everyone's gonna hate me when I'm an adult

[miraculousbohemian]

Gabrielle: *stands up to Draco's men in the first ep*

Xena:

[insaneplane]

me when someone tells me my hands are sweaty but it’s ok bcuz I’m literally dipper pines

[shortmexicangirl]

been thinking about this lately

[kursedmayo]

Literally me everyday nowadays. Art block is hitting EXTRA hard these past few weeks

[engel-hageshii]

I was talking with a friend about how my taste in fictional characters changed since we were teens and I was like "noooooo of course not, I like the same kind of men" and then sent her pictures of my current fictional crushes compared to the love of my life from when I was a teen to show her that:

I still like demons

I still like moon aesthetic or moon based characters

AND white haired men too

as everyone can see, I still like the same kind of men I did when I was a teen...her reaction was priceless btw